Picked Up And Fucked

I’m a pervert in a female’s body, Jolie Rain once said. Those are the words every man loves to hear from a beautiful, busty girl. He wants to know that she is just like him and thinks all of the same dirty, perverted thoughts that he does, except she has a beautiful face and soft skin and huge tits and a pussy instead of a cock. He wants to know that while he’s fantasizing about fucking her mouth via her tit-tunnel, she’s fantasizing about having her tits fucked and swallowing his load. Maybe not just that way, but kinda. The world would be a much better place if men and women were on the same wavelength in this matter. Imagine how many expensive first-date dinners could be saved (or eaten after pre-date fucking) and how many blue balls could be avoided. We would stop wasting cold water because we wouldn’t need cold showers. Kleenex would go out of business because we wouldn’t have to jack in tissues. We could just go up to the lady of our choosing and the conversation would go this way: “Wanna fuck?” “I thought you’d never ask.” Notice how I didn’t attribute these quotes. In the perfect world, the world in which all women are like Jolie Rain, they’d be interchangeable. “I love to have fun,” Jolie said. ” I love to play with myself. I love to flaunt my boobs because I can get a reaction from both girls and guys. I love going up to girls and going, ‘Wow, you have great breasts. Do you want to see mine?’ And their boyfriends are like, ‘She really said that!?’ By the end of the night, we’d be playing with each other’s boobs at the bar. “I’m a pervert. I like to look at girls. I love natural breasts. I love just everything about big, beautiful breasts. I’d be really sad if I didn’t. Girls are fine.” Jolie is from Texas. She loves working on cars, shooting rifles, building computers, remodeling homes and fucking. She lives in a motor home, so she always has a place to take a guy for fucking. “I can show any guy my tits and pussy and he’s going to want to fuck me right away,” Jolie said. “If he doesn’t go for it, I know he’s going to be jerking off later thinking about me. If I like you, you will know it, so make sure you have plenty of cream ready for me.”